What do Kathleen Turner, Angelina Jolie, Tommy Lee Jones and The Naughty Bride herself have in common?  Something The Naughty Bride likes to call a Naughty Vocal Grin, AKA a great phone voice.

When you can't give your beloved a hug, you can, as Diane Keaton once said, "Give great phone."  Whether your talk is dirty or clean, synchronous or via voicemail, whatever you detail to your Darlin', the Naughtiest Brides avoid letting it sound like a grocery list. We coo, whisper, rasp, rumble, and gasp... sometimes we even beg you.  Whatever we do, on our naughtiest days, we suggest it in the nicest tones and exhort you to somehow, anyhow, access your own inner Phone Sex Operator. 

Don't have one?  The Naughty Bride sez, in her very deepest, most complex voice (think, Rocky Horror's Frank-n-Furter), "Hm, virgin territory," and then, chanelling Sher Khan, she adds, "How de-LIGHT-fullll."  

We'll wrestle the question of practice, tomorrow.