A few entries ago, pursuing our line of inquiry into Heating Up Your Marriage, we asked, "What Would The Naughty Bride Do," or WWTNBD? and discussed How to Find Your Naughty Grin.  

So now that we're all imagining each other naked (sometimes best done from the shoulders up, to avoid spare tires and manboobs), you may well ask, what do I do with this dirty smile?  The answer is of course, everything.  If your love is nearby, go smile it at him. You don't have to DO anything about it, but going about your homelife together WITH a naughty grin is a heck of a lot more fun that doing it without one.  

If he's not there, call him up with your filthy smirk dripping through your best Phone Sex Voice. (Don't have one? We'll fix that, next.) You don't even have to say anything sexy, just let him hear in the tone of your voice that you can't wait to hear his.  If you're truly stumped, try this out:  

"Darlin',

it's your Naughty Bride calling,

just to hear your voice.

I can't wait

to hear

what you're going to say

next."