Bride

Share on Facebook


Print E-mail

Bollywood star Amrita got married recently.  The Naughty Bride is thrilled for her of course.  But it appears that Bollywood stardom just isn't enough for  her -- those bridesmaid dresses are the best fashion smackdown of a competitor we've seen in months.  Pure revenge and normal best-friend sadism at work.  Four smooches -- one each for the four gorgeous babes suffering in orange goddamn stripes.  That had to hurt.  

Courtesy Indiancinemagallery.com
  		 

The Naughty Bride Says:

Q. When the groom has cold feet, how much "dutch courage" should a best man serve?
A. Responsible people never go through with things they need to be drunk to do, but since you're just trying to relax, priests recommend an absolute maximum of two shots of alcohol from a hip flask, even for frat boys. If the only thing available is communion wine, administer no more than two glasses.
Banner