The Duluth News Tribune reported on a woman convicted of fraud or embezzlement or some serious property crime, who asked the the judge who convicted her to perform her wedding.  The bride wore orange -- a prison jumpsuit -- and her wrists were decorated with steel bracelets.  The couple said, "I love you" before the bride was hauled off to The Big House. This is obviously not her photo, below (but still a classic).    

The only white thing was her collar. White collar crime, get it.

Giving new meaning to "the ol' ball and chain."