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The Naughty Bride has had her share of hissy fits over the years -- heck, even this week.  So it is without pointing fingers or blame that she brings up the case of media darling Jade Goody, married just a week to our Naughty Groom of the Day, Jack Tweed.   

The reality television star is in the end stages of cervical cancer and in so much constant pain that her meds give her hallucinations.  Her storybook wedding to the certifiably naughty (that is, convicted) Tweed was sold to Ok! magazine for $1M, earmarked for Goody's two small sons' inheritance.  With everything being donated, and all proceeds marked for the boys, she's been able to get through her bridal season with remarkable aplomb (and doesn't every bride deserve an $8K wedding dress for free and a big bottle of Percodan?).  

Unfortunately, Goody also shares a gate with her neighbor that doesn't shut reliably, and while getting into the car to see the doctor to adjust the pain meds, the neighbor yelled at her.  Now, when The Naughty Bride loses her cool (momentarily of course), it humiliates her for a few hours afterward and requires a few apologies.  When Goody yells, it makes the Telegraph.    

This is the same gorgeous woman who wants to look like her image below, who wants to leave her DH and her sons and everyone with this love because she knows she's about to die.  And yet, sometimes it is impossible.      

Even when she yells that the gate doesn't matter because she'll be dead in a month, she's still yelling.  The trouble is, when we look angry, people will remember it because it makes them emotional.  With emotion comes stronger memory.  Whoops.  Now, we are all Bridezillas and Groomzillas.  But we can repair these ruptures.  We must do so, and then turn towards these beloved people and even these difficult neighbors, with love.  Smooches all around.  

 
 

The Naughty Bride Says:

Many gowns are more expensive than a lobster dinner for one hundred congregants (and about as returnable), so take your time. Remember, even the "right" dress in the wrong context can turn a bride from naughty to cheesey faster than a diuretic goes through a teenage Junior Bridesmaid.
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