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According to Monsters & Critics, the photos from Bette Midler's 1984 wedding to Martin Von Haselberg languished in the Las Vegas chapel where it was performed for the last twenty-four years.   Bridezillas take note -- upon receipt of the pix, the Actual Bona Fide Diva did not have a hissy fit, she laughed at what a "baby" she looked like at the time, aged 37.  Personally, The Naughty Bride wonders how anyone missed searching for the pictures -- worth it for the Elvis Impersonator who performed the ceremony, at the very least.  Then she remembers: Ah... it was the 80s, so the White Stuff wasn't just Bette's wedding dress.  Smooches all around, but especially to the Original Naughty Bride & Groom, for staying together over twenty-four years. Well done!   
  		 

The Naughty Bride Says:

Many men experience shopping like children at the dentist — all they want is for the torture to end. We call it Groom Shopping Intolerance (GSI), and luckily for the opinionated Naughty Bride (is there any other kind?), it doesn't end with the engagement ring. GSI usually lasts a lifetime, so you can take advantage of it now and come back to it later as you pick out everything from cutlery to condos to suit your Naughty self.
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