Unlike Friday's and Monday's Naughty Groom-ing Suggestions, today's take on turning-on your Naughty Brides doesn't involve role-reversal.  It's strictly role play -- and the safest way to introduce such shenanigans if you're new to the sport.  Specifically, it involves finding out your Naughty Bride's favorite film seduction scene and then -- secretly -- learning it by heart. This way, you can spring it on her sometime when you're in the mood but she needs a little help switching gears.  

If you can't get a straight answer out of your bride about her cinematic seduction secrets, here is an Amazon web list of favorite (but strictly mainstream!) frolick flicks, and a New Yorker collection of scenes with commentary.   (For naughtier lists, we'll leave you to Google and your imagination.)

As you begin to recite your Love's favorite scene, it might feel awkward if you think you have to be completely serious -- but the good news is, you don't.  (Just don't do it in a sing-song-y mocking tone.)  Even if you have to perform your scene with a dash of irony, the echo of this beloved dialogue will fire the same neurons that Brad Pitt or Hugh Jackson do.  You'll literally be inside her head -- in a completely new way -- on your way to doing so in your very favorite ways.  And that is a Very Naughty Idea.