As if members of Facebook, or shoppers at the grocery store ever needed reminding "How Do the Stars Stay So Young?" today People.com announced that our Bride of the Day Salma Hayek, 42 and Francois-Henri Pinault, 46 of the PPR luxo-goods dynasty, were wed in a Paris civil ceremony.  

The Naughty Bride has to ask, does this guy look a mere four years her senior?  Does managing $16.9 billion in family assets create THAT much stress?  Alternatively, does a man who deals in Gucci know something we don't about Botox? Maybe it was the stress of reconciliation that has taken its toll -- according to the People blurb, they called off their engagement shortly after the birth of their daughter, and must have had some Work To Do in order to walk the aisle on Valentine's Day.  In any case, The Naughty Bride salutes any marriage, especially a reconciliation where children are at stake.  So to this already-blessed pair we extend our congratulations in hopes that the good wishes land on a zillion other couples like them unburdened by billions of Euros.  Trying to keep the romance alive through Life With Toddler is not for the faint of heart, but serious work for the naughty-minded.  So, take a NAP, little ones -- and smooches for everybody!