Eight people were beheaded in India the other day when our Bride of the Day's family asked to meet with the groom's family over the secret marriage of 21 year-old Ratan Mandel and 18 year-old Kanchan Kumari.  The meeting was an ambush; they allegedly killed the groom's family, mutilated their bodies and dumped them in the river.  Fifteen members of the bride's family are now sought for murder.  Anyone who's been through a bad break-up can relate, but it's hard to imagine there will be anyone left on either side of this joyous new family alive and unincarcerated to enjoy the babies' birthday parties.   So ya know, no smooches.