Monday's headline in the Telegraph read, "Sexual intercourse spells trouble, says Dalai Lama" and he'd probably never even seen the Pistol Groom's Cake (yesterday's blog)!  Interviewed by reporters in Lagos, the Tibetan spiritual leader also said that conjugal life has too many "ups and downs," and that "those relationships are always full of trouble."  All The Naughty Bride can say to the Darling Lama is, "Your Eminence?  You.  Have.  No.  Idea."    

(These andn more spooky bride's cake images can be found at Funpic.hu.)