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At CakeChannel, there's a blog -- really a photo essay -- of macho groom's cakes.  The usual sports teams and hobbies are featured, some with spectacular results (see the mountain one in particular).   Now we love an idiosyncratic cake (Groom's or Bride's) as much as the next gal, but one struck us as particularly controversial.  The mind reels.  And it's monogrammed! 

It's probably got a brilliant story behind it, but if not -- Eew.  This is not the way the Naughty Bride would want her wedding framed.  Of course The Naughty Bride might see the humor in it if the bride were an Olympic hopeful in target shooting, a boar hunter, or a hit (wo)man.  Or, maybe the groom saved his Naughty Bride's life when she was held at gunpoint?  The best spin we can put on it is if we go to their honeymoon in our imaginations and keep the gun a cake, or a plastic toy, and raise the naughty possibility of a fantasy in which the Bride or Groom says, "Enjoy Yourself -- or else!"  Now that's a naughty thought that lets us have our gun and eat it, too!    

 
 

The Naughty Bride Says:

Many gowns are more expensive than a lobster dinner for one hundred congregants (and about as returnable), so take your time. Remember, even the "right" dress in the wrong context can turn a bride from naughty to cheesey faster than a diuretic goes through a teenage Junior Bridesmaid.
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