 o one wants to get divorced, and in the new economy, no one can afford to. So how are you and your spouse going to survive until the Dow recovers -- with all your limbs intact? Here at Naughty Bride HQ, we suggest it's time to reset the tone for gaming the relationship system, hacking your brain and finding the fun. And it's not just for the rest of your marriage... it's for the rest of your life.
Nevertheless, like a re-marriage in midlife, our midstream shift away from wedding etiquette represents an organizational challenge. We still host a mix of bridal content via the pretty pink menu on the left, but we also host The Naughty Bride's Secret Blog, below (subscribe here) which whispers naughty suggestions about how to keep your marriage hot (or turn around a cold one), with an occasional unfrilly take on the day's matrimonial matters. But don't trust us, check back often, because you never know what we might spring on you.
The Naughty Bride's
Secret Blog
(okay, it's a blog, not a secret,
so... pretend it's role play)
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The Naughty Bride delights in surprises to shake-up the status quo, and what could be more fun and delicious than the surprising -- and surprisingly lovely -- wedding dresses from Vera Wang this week? Three big smooches for two little words: black lace.  What could hold more allure and more mystery than black lace over naked skin? What could be more surprising and delightful -- and how can you, you naughty thing,
add...
a little black lace...
to your marriage today?
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Is grateful that someone wore something fun to the Royal wedding of Kate Middleton to Prince Somethingorother. Nevertheless, it's not a hit. The Naughty Bride wishes to thank MTV Clutch for beating me to the punch on Princess Beatrice's "fascinator" hat. The only way to improve it would be to add raccoon eyemakeup on the cervix.
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The Naughty Bride thrilled to find, courtesy of Susie Bright, the best title in publishing today. How to Make Love to Adrian Colesberry, by Adrian Colesberry is a brilliant play on the Pale Fire slash Whatever for Dummies slash Disaster Handbook model, and a brilliant insight into modern love, to boot. What a great way to break the ice with your Naughty Groom -- or so The Naughty Bride has read.
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California's Supreme Court upheld Proposition 8 banning same-sex marriages the other day, and while it's a bump in the road for equality, The Naughty Bride consoles herself that it took decades to get women a vote, much less equal treatment under the law, which remains elusive. (Much like success in marriage, by the way.)
The Geelong Observer carried the news to Portia Di Rossi's hometown, along with this photo of her kissing her bride, Ellen DeGeneres. This pair is among the 18,000 same-sex marriages that will remain on California's books, which Melissa Etheridge lauds in the accompanying article, even though she's not Australian.
And, as far as heating up your marriage goes, it's worth remembering that every time a Naughty Bride kisses or hugs a girlfriend, this is what her Dear Groom is thinking about. Word to the wise. |
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The Naughty Bride Says:
Your wedding should be fun, and just because your dress is disposable (which is a Very Naughty Thought) doesn't mean your vows are. Ask any lawyer.
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